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Pitch Fits 1: The Fry Boy

      I've been known on occasion to talk at length about almost complete nonsense. A couple of months ago, I unleashed one such rant on some unassuming friends about french fries. It was such a rant, that I thought about it over the course of the next few days, and eventually, I sat down and told my rant again, but this time, I recorded it. 

      Enter my new strange creation: Pitch Fits. 

      I have no idea if I'm going to continue with this silly format, if I'll can it, or if it will evolve into something else entirely, but I figured at the very least, it might get some chuckles. Let me know what you think! Who knows, if enough people like it and don't say, "Oh my God. Never... NEVER do this again," I might just do it again! 


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